retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via qotgs)

16 hours ago
  • Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
  • Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
  • Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
  • Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
  • Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
  • Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
  • Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
  • Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*
1 day ago
1 day ago
"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

(via whorisalvadori)

alt-j:

kim k takes selfies with such finesse and lack of shame it’s inspiring honestly I look up to her

(via beyoncebeytwice)